Best Jokes for 2016

Welcome in new year 2016 and we must welcome it with loads of smile which can be sourced from our best jokes here. This whole year and all 12 months, we wish and hope that you keep on laughing and enjoying. May your life be filled with lots of enjoyable moments. Our jokes section is little efforts of doing so! Enjoy..

Girl to his lover: Today my brother saw me with you on your bike!
Boy: OMG, Now what?
Girl: They took my travel money back! You know my family is very strict.


What happens when an egg laughs?
It cracks up!

Girls only calls me ugly until they find out how much money I make....
Then they call me ugly and poor...

What is green, fuzzy and if it is fell out of tree, it can break your head!
Pool table..

The thief broke into my house last night.. They started searching for money so I wake I joined them in search!

If olive oil is made of olives then baby oil is made of ....

Thant crazy moment when you can't finish a line because you are laughing so hard about ending!

Every family has a weird relative.. if you don't know who it is..probable=y it is you..

Stop.. you are under a rest!

Every time I plan to eat something better, I hear my stomach laughing.

Men to the left because women are always right!

My boss told me: Have a good day!
So I I went home!

Me? Mature... Haha . I still laugh when the ketchup bottle farts!

If they don't want sarcastic answer then don't ask for stupid questions.

Unless life also hands you sugar and water, your lemonade is always going to suck.

I think I want a job of cleaning mirror..because it is something I see myself doing!

She said -
Books or Me?"
I still remember her sometimes when I buy a book!

How to Make Somebody Laugh/Happy

Do you do your best to make your friends, relatives or anybody laugh but without success? If yes, you must learn/use the right tactics to let make it happen. To make your intention into reality, you must learn the mandatory steps.

So here we are sharing those important steps to let you learn this:

Step 1: Mood
If you are in good mood doesn't mean that the other person is also in the same mood. You should learn or sense their mood to successfully make them laugh. Don't forget the rule of "Right thing at right time". So if you say joke when they are in normal mood, you will be thorough.

Step 2: Conversation:
To make the other person happy, you must start conversation slowly and make open ended questions so that they can also involve. And the moment, they go familiar, you play your jokes to make them laughing.

Step 3: Interest:
If I love swimming and you talk about how dangerous the water it. I may contradict. So to make anybody smiling, you must know their interest and talk accordingly. The right flow and the right way of talk will help you win their interest which will lead to loads of laugh.

Step 4: Material:
Do you have enough material in your talks/mind to drag anybody's attention. This comes with homework to fill lots of talking material. When you have much topis and gossips in your mind, you will not let the silent overtake you. Bear this in your mind.

Step 5: Timing
The above mention quality is very much needed to have fun and let other involve. When you say right thing taking care of timing, I bet they can not stop their laughter at all. This is what comedians are known for. So whether it is you, stand up comedians or actors - timing is much important.

That is it and you are done. Rest is withing yourself. I appreciate you intention because making anybody cry is very easy but the tough task is to make somebody smiling. Your good task will leave you mark in everybody's heart and they will never ever forget you. When they smile because of you, you get a special feeling and satisfaction. Your sense of humor will be appreciated and your polite way and good communication skill gonna work well.

Stay tuned for more enjoyable coming on way. Wish you a very good life and great journey.

Confession

They say that Confession is good for the soul, but I know that it is bad for the career.

Share These Jokes for Your Wonderful Day!

Once a scientific just got married just to understand what is marriage!
Now he is not getting understand - what is science!

Wife: Please share those 3 magical word..
Husband: I Love you?
Wife: No
Husband: I Like You
Wife: No
Husband: I Miss You
Wife: No
Husband: It my mistake!
Wife: So nice of you :)

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One man keeps on eating in marriage:
The other man asks: Til when you continue eating?
Man: I am also wondering but in invitation, it was written: Dinner 7 to 11 pm!

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Boy to girl: Ashamed, you are a girl and drink alcohol?
Girl: So what do you expect? Should I change my gender for this?

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In past years, people who leave and sacrifice their everything known as priest.
But now they are know as 'Online'

11 Jokes You Must Share Once in Short Life

Life is small and it flies like dust from fist so to make maximum out of it, here are awesome collection of 11 funny jokes a human being must share/read/hear in life. It gonna give you/your listener an amazing sense of humor with big fountain of laughter.

Here we go:

Husband: I seems like you put excess salt in vegetables.
Wife: Please, salt is accurate, vegetables are less. I told you to bring sufficient quantity.
Moral: Wife is always right!

I am not short..
I am built close to the ground for speed and accuracy.

Helmet and wife are similar:
Your life is saved as long as you keep them on your head!:)

Why they keep gap between engagement and marriage?
Because you can not blame that you have not given a chance to escape!!

H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K.
Half of my energy wasted on random knowledge..

I shared a chemistry joke..
But..
There was no Reaction!

Why did Adele crossed the road?
To say hello from other side.

In marriage: Bride's X-boyfriend also came..
Father: Who are you?
X: I am out after playing semi final.. Now here to see the final!

What do you call fake noodle?
an impasta!

Guess, who I saw today?
Who?
Everybody I looked at! :))

I miss you like an Idiot misses the point!

That is it. Thirst for more? You are welcome to read come here often read our the refreshing stuff.

Jokes - Let the Life Enjoy

Laugh a lot, keep having fun and Enjoy - these lines are the most listened lines in life. Ever you wonder why:
people keep saying this?
The simple answer is..
'Life is being given to enjoy, laugh and live at fullest'
Yes, if we are live on this earth, we must laugh because:
Laughter is best medicine
and
It keeps lots of problems away from us.
It also makes us strong and likable.

So now the question is how to do it or how to have it?
Well, there are many ways to have it i.e.
reading and sharing Jokes,
Entertainment shows on television,
Playing with kids and
Doing what you love.

Among all the above ways, my favorite one is Sharing Jokes.So let me share some new good funny most interesting jokes to opens up your mood and to give you opportunity to give to big laugh:

1. How do you make group of lawyer smile in a pic?
Say feeeeees!

2. A dude is sitting at a bar, wearing a fancy new watch, covered with buttons and lights and dials. The girl next to him says, "Wow, that's a really amazing watch.""Thanks," says the guy, "It has got amazing technology. I can telepathically ask this watch anything I want to know, and it'll answer me, telepathically.""Rubbish," says the girl."No, it's true," says that guy. "Look, tell you what, I'll prove it. I'll ask it if you've got any panties on."The guy scrunches up his eyes for a moment, as if concentrating hard to talk to his watch, then opens them and says, "Nope, it says you haven't got any panties on.""Well, it's wrong," says the girl, "I do have panties on.""Damn," says the guy, slapping his watch, "it is an hour fast!"

3. Today evening, I was badly slapped by a busty woman in an elevator.
I was staring at her breasts when she said, "would you please press one?"
So I did.
I don't remember much after that...

I know 3 are not enough and you want to read/search more. See, how badly your heart and mind needs them. This was just an example. The more you read, the more you would like to read! In a short, each part of our body needs the exercise of smile so do not keep yourself awaited.